"You should see what the movie studio did with a guy with a whip."

"Only a master of evil, Darth."

And the duel commences. Gordon leans forward to watch; the saber fighting was the only worthwhile part of the horrible, horrible mess that was the prequel. This is decades older than that combat, but it's still worth the price of admission.

"Your powers are weak, old man."

"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."