"It's true, sir," says Donna. "We didn't even know where we were at first. We got here by using an experimental teleporter that had no way of programming in a destination."

The old man quirks an eyebrow. "And your friend with the headcrab bite, he came in that way too?"

"Yes, sir. There are four other humans and a Vortigaunt on board a ship about half a mile off the coast."

"We can take you there if you don't believe us," adds Chen. "I know there's been enough crazy crap happening lately that I wouldn't believe if I hadn't seen it myself..."